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B is for Bellend (also "Bell end" or "Bell-end")

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1. A village in the English county of Worcestershire situated approximately 3 kilometres (1.9 mies) south-east of Hagley on the A491, north of Bromsgrove and close to Kidderminster, Stourbridge and Halesowen. It lies in the local government district of Bromsgrove.

2. A conical vascular body forming the distal end of the male schlong.

3. A stupid, contemptible or foolish person
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DB wrote:
1. A village in the English county of Worcestershire situated approximately 3 kilometres (1.9 mies) south-east of Hagley on the A491, north of Bromsgrove and close to Kidderminster, Stourbridge and Halesowen. It lies in the local government district of Bromsgrove.

2. A conical vascular body forming the distal end of the male schlong.

3. A stupid, contemptible or foolish person


4. A bitter produced by Britt Brewery in the Black Country, pictured here: https://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=150710#3509811
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Good lord! Not ANOTHER helmet thread rolling eyes

Oh, also...
5. A type of geometric tent which has amused boy-scouts since its introduction.


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is bell-end gender specific?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@marcellus, only as a noun. Adjectively, its fully inclusive - go nuts.
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5. A well known street in Rowley Regis, adjacent the aforementioned No. 4, Britannia Pub and Micro Brewery.

I can also confirm that Bell End continues into Mincing Lane, make what you will of that.

For history buffs, the Bell End referred to in No 1 above was an
important staging post on the old Roman salt route, from Droitwich Spa northwards, joining with Ryknild Street. It has a large old coaching house pub, called, you guessed it, The Bell. The End.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
After they moved to the new stadium Man City wanted to name one of the stands after one of their finest players.
They decided that perhaps it was not appropriate to name the stand behind the either goal after him, so now the side stand with the TV position is called the Colin Bell stand.
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I learn so much in this forum... so glad I came seeking for knowledge.. NehNeh
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Also a road in Wollaston, near Santa Pod/Wellingborough
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"A conical vascular body forming the distal end of the male schlong".

Much scientific research has gone into the purpose of said conical shaping. In 1897 an Oxford University Study concluded that it was for the purposes of enhancing a man's pleasure during intercourse. This was somewhat contradicted in 1968 when (in the era of sexual enlightenment), Salford University came to the conclusion that it was to enhance female pleasure. However as science has leapt forward in the digital age, an online study conducted with rigorous scrutiny by Brighton Polytechnic came (sic) to the rather more obvious answer; It is there to stop your hand slipping off when having a "Tommy".

See T for Tank (Slang - Cockney).
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You're w#nkers to a man and a woman.

If I was admin I would be shocked that a member had found it necessary to ask to be removed.

I would be further shocked that the vultures circled and mocked that person.

I would be even more shocked that the pillory continued.

Either admin is on the mountains or he's met them personally and doesn't feel comfortable deleting their accounts.

Snowheads is an RTA, it's not pretty, but you can't help but watch.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
@marodo2712, You know something we don't?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@marodo2712, are you starting a new conspiracy theory?
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@marodo2712, said member (snigger) asked to be removed not because of any real abuse but because he didnt get the answer he wanted, so called people bellends and then asked to be deleted. What's to be concerned about?
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@marodo2712, In the past we have had death wishes and the vile person making them was suspended for a month - nowadays he holds a senior position in the Ski Club of Great Britain.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Love it!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
marodo2712 wrote:
You're w#nkers to a man and a woman.

If I was admin I would be shocked that a member had found it necessary to ask to be removed.

I would be further shocked that the vultures circled and mocked that person.

I would be even more shocked that the pillory continued.

Either admin is on the mountains or he's met them personally and doesn't feel comfortable deleting their accounts.

Snowheads is an RTA, it's not pretty, but you can't help but watch.


1. Undoubtedly
2+3. Unlikely he is though
4. Probably, probably and why would he
5. ?+?+undoubtedly
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