 Poster: A snowHead
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And there I was thinking Snowheads were really interested in a nice big pair of eyes ~ glad DB,'s put the record straight....
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Ah yes the Dawn Chorus . . . also known as the Chicken Run 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Honda Kitty,
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My eyes are my USP
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showing my ignorance here, but what's that then? thought it was a computer port....... 
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Masque,
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Ah yes the Dawn Chorus . . . also known as the Chicken Run
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I see that you don't put in an appearance...worried about getting pecked maybe 
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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USP = unique selling point.
There's more ....
"Get your coat love, you've pulled."
"Put your snowboard helmet on luv, you're going through the head board."
"So do ya wanna see something really swell?"
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
"I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?"
"Hi, my name is DB, and you can tell me yours when you catch your breath."
"I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home."
"Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten"
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"
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My 1st thought was, boy would you get a slap for that one...... 
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in his dreams
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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male psyche - the larger and rounder the better
female psyche - now where's that mascara? bound to do the trick...
anyone spot the difference?
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You know it makes sense.
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| DB, My apologies, I had not realised that you were gay. |
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Snowbunny please don't be like that, in all fairness yours was one of the much better offers. The bit with the bunny costume and big floppy ears was especially exciting. Oh and thanks for clearing up the explanation of your Snowhead login name, must admit I'd never realized just how quickly rabbits bred before.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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It was a chicken drumstick when I heard that one
Answer : dunno
Response: Fancy a picnic?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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slikedges,
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And there I was just trying to be supportive to a new poster .
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A 1st time for everything I guess 
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How about these chat up lines...
"Do you want to see the inside of my van?"
"Excuse me, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform to you?"
"I'm practicing to be a necrophilliac, what are you like at playing dead?"
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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I'm surprized Snowbunny apologized for reacting to my chat-up lines and then wrote.
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Still, I guess the chat up lines might work at that basic level, worth a try  |
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When I was at Cooking school the best chat up line was "How do you like your eggs for breakfast"?
and you just knew she was a Medic when the reply was "unfertilised. Now feck off you smelly cook".
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That took me a while ~ thought
was 'boob-job' ~ well that's a very odd chat up line...
"Get your coat, love, I'm cold"
Apparently it's hilarious 
Nil points on the scoring probability.
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Scarpa, you should be locked up.
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nbt,
Answer: dunno
Response: can I buy you dinner?
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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Masque,
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| Ah yes the Dawn Chorus . . . also known as the Chicken Run |
You could always join in the fun as the prize c0ck
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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IncogSkiSno, That be the Coxless pairs I presume
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some more ......
"You. Me. Whipped cream. stillettoes. Handcuffs. Any questions?"
"Well, if you’re not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question."
"Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet."
Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
"I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent."
Follow ups
"What a coincidence!! I just recently completed a study on the possibilities of hell freezing over!!"
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You know it makes sense.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Poster: A snowHead
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Honda Kitty, I shall be enjoying the Hospitality of the Honda superbike teams at Easter, are you in one of the teams?
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Honda Kitty, It really doesn't take much to get his lot scratching their butt cleavage and sniffin . . . pathetic That screaming noise is Pavlov spinning in his grave
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
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Honda Kitty, wow! Well I'm impressed!
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Didn't realize you were into black leather, doesn't if chaff? |
Oh dear god.
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Honda Kitty, Damn - I miss my old CBR6 - was the rare (ish) black and metalic lilac with orange. I took it across the Alps down to Southern Italy for 3 weeks riding heaven *daydreams of scratching past 6 foot snowbanks at sides of dry twisty roads*. I sold it when I moved to Oz for a while 
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