404 Not Found

Your request was passively blocked by the Hamster, who returned a 404 Not Found message. This doesn't mean the server is broken, but it does mean that we couldn't find the page you requested. We've turned over everything in sight, including all of our bedding and the water bowl which doubles as a bath, and we still couldn't find it. Sorry about that.

Likely causes for this are that someone sent you a link which was broken, or something internal to our site is in the process of being changed. Less likely is that you were searching aimlessly for something you shouldn't have been - poking to see whether Snowheads is actually a Wordpress blog seems to be popular, so that the well-known security holes in that platform could be used to gain control of the server and turn it into some sort of Internet zombie used for more nefarious purposes. Well, you don't get past the Hamster that easily, buddy!

Remember - never poke the Hamster!

Hamsters always welcome feedback, so if you are upset that we couldn't help you on this occasion, please contact us by private message to the Security_Hamster and just as soon as we can get off our wheel without being somersaulted into next week we'll make a grovelling apology and work out how we managed to get it so badly wrong. All we need is an approximate time for when you had the problem, and we'll take it from there as we already have your username and can consult our logs for the rest.

Of course if you really _were_ trying to do something naughty, our underground hit squad are already on their way to chew through your Internet cable, or for those on a phone, to eat your charger cable then sit back and watch you panic like a teenager as the battery slowly drains.